Riftacular Champoozles

Or:
'Oh, the Places You'll Solo Queue'
'One Buff, Two Buff, Red Buff, Blue Buff'
'Did I Ever Tell You How Nerfed You Are?'
'Sona McBoing Boing'; 'Hop on Poppy'
'How the Yordles' Stole Christmas'
'Hecarim Hears a Who'
'If I Ran to the Nexus'
'The Cait in the Hat'
...
(If you come up with more, tell me!)

Umm, yeah, all that brought this on was how Suessical Kennen's hands and feet look. So, there.